So last night while my parents thought I was sleeping, I stared at ceiling long and hard trying to figure out a plan out of this rendez-vous with this Dr. Master. Even though my parents assured me, I would be getting no shots I had a bad feeling about the visit. With no avail, we made it to the appointment and before I knew it I was naked and on the scale again...then Dr. Master came in and asserted her power on me placing me in a most compromising position.
When I finally wrestled free, she sent in one of her subservients who tried to probe into my deepest thoughts...good thing I think of little past when I am going to eat and poop.
Once it was all done, my mom and dad, probably feeling guilty, decided to take me out to lunch and even let me go to Babies R' Us for some much needed clothes shopping! I think when someone survives the brutality of the morning and ends up at home with some cool new jumpers, its fair to say that "today was a good day." Talk soon!
-Nava
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Nava,
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if your parents have told you this yet, but you actually have a third grandfather. Nothing to be overly concerned about, so don't panic! Anyways, your "Amoo Hasan" has asked me to send you a very special jingle (he is not blog savvy at all, but he knows a lot about life. This is only the beginning of many, so be prepared.
Here it goes...
Amoo Hasan:Nava, Nava, Harcheh Zoodtar, Bia, Bia.
Nava: Kojaa, Kojja?
Amoo Hasan: Pahloy-e Maa
Nava: Toro Be Khodaa, Kojaa, kojaa?
Amoo Hasan: Fardaa bia Khaaney-e Maa, mahz-e Khoda!